Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Cop Joke

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cop Joke

COPS

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Two
guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them
over. 

The trooper walks up to the driver's side of the car, gets out his
billy club and smacks the driver across the face. 

Stunned, the driver asks, "Why did you do that??" 

The trooper responds, "You're in Texas now son, you have that license
out and ready around here!" 

"I apologize sir, I'm not from around here." 

The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on
the window. 

The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club
and smacks the passenger across the face. 

"What was that for?" asked the passenger. 

"I know your kind," says the trooper, "About two miles down the
road you would have looked at your buddy and said 'I wish that son of a
bitch would have tried that crap with me!'"

”

Rodger the Real King of France 3/30/2008 09:49:00 AM 6 Comments

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6 comments:

Grumpyunk said...: That's how my Old Man handled things with us boys, preemptively. I got bagged many a time because he could read my mind.

Maybe he should'a been a Trooper.; 3/30/08, 10:40 AM
Anonymous said...: TEXAS RULES; 3/30/08, 11:06 AM
AnnoyedOne said...: You do know that the state motto is "Don't mess with Texas" right?; 3/30/08, 11:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Rodger, you're the cat's meow!
I just had a delayed reaction comprehension of your rollover work. Thanks for the laugh!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 3/30/08, 12:11 PM
Anonymous said...: "Don't mess with Texas" is a commercial, the real motto is "If you don't like it here, kiss our ass and leave".

Really.......it is "Eat shit and die".; 3/30/08, 12:53 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm reminded of this story.

A big city lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a county sherriff here in a small town in north Florida.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from Jacksonville and is certain that he has a better education then any hick cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the officer's expense!!

The sherriff says, 'Licence and registration, please.'

Big Lawyer says, 'What for?'

The sherriff says, 'You didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Big Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

The sherriff says, 'You still didnt come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

Big Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

The sherriff says, 'The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence and registration, please!'

Big Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

The sherriff says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

Big Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The sherriff takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Now, do you want me to stop or just slow down?'

Tim; 3/30/08, 2:34 PM

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cop Joke

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