Dirty Johnny

Johnny's Travail

“ "My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny was telling his father. "Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised, "Take special care with your personal appearance and attire, pay attention in class and do your assignments and homework promptly." "I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed.  "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue." ”