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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Yes! All our journalism students should go to whatever school produced these leads.
mary
Hilarious! I love screwball headlines.
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.....After consulting the "I Ching" no doubt.
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"......"Paid holidays forfeited."
If the 7 foot doctors lose, they're well qualified to take their case to a higher court.
(heh heh heh! I recycle.)
Braille Bible for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Charcoal Briquettes Destroyed By Fire
- a couple of old favorites of mine via Jay Lenno.
GrinfilledCelt
Large billboard ad:
If you can't read, call this number
555-1234
As far as Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant , that would be a good idea for anybody caught with gang tattoos.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
My favorite (from James Taranto's "Best of the Web Today")
City Council Debates Squirrels
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over -- Demands Offspring To Be Raised Catholic"