Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Interviewing

Answer the phone? Sniff armpits? Top 10 interview gaffes



They may sound like jokes but these are two of the top 10 gaffes to feature in an annual survey of the most outrageous interview mistakes by candidates compiled by online job site CareerBuilder.com.

The list, based on a survey of 3,061 U.S. hiring managers and human resources professionals by research company Harris Interactive, found the top 10 most outrageous mistakes were:


  1. - Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.

  2. - Candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died -- and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."

  3. - Candidate asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.

  4. - Candidate smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.

  5. - Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."

  6. - Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.

  7. - When an applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.

  8. - A candidate for an accounting position said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person."

  9. - Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.

  10. - Candidate took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.

I was interviewing out of my Buffalo, NY  hotel room, and the applicant was a very attractive, long legged, mini-skirted young lady.  She took her seat very much in the fashion of Sharon Stone's famous recline.  Alarm bells sounding, I excused myself, went out to the hall and paid a room maid $10 to stand by my opened room door for the duration of the interview - which did not last very long. I mean, you gotta wonder. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

As part of my course in technical writing, I taught resumes, application letters, and interview techniques. Here's a list of gaffs from actual letters I used as an example of why time-distancing, editing, and proofreading might help:

Self-destructive Application Letter Language

1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Recieved a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
5. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resume on office
voice mail."
15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."
16. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose
I should try stock brockerage."
17. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
19. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
20. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for Midwest chain store."
21. "Note: Please don't misconstrue by 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
22. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every
morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."
24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
25. "Finished eighth in a class of ten."
26. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I Love them!!! 10!

Juice said...

ET, loved #13!
Totally related to #17.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago we had a candidate that listed his 'Reason for Leaving' a previous job as 'Overworked and Underpaid'.

Then his subsequent job he was paid a dollar less an hour...hmmmmm. Maybe it was alot easier?

TFV

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