Life

Will I live to be 90?

“   I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" Oh no," I replied "I'm not doing drugs either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that red meat is very unhealthy!" Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a little too much sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me sadly and said, "Then why do you give a crap?"   ” rejuoy