A town named Dildo
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I liked the shot of him standing next to the sign.
"Yes, you certainly are."
the artist formerly known as anonymous
Taking their lead from the town of Dildo, citizens of the nearby village of Smegma have launched their own petition drive.
Perhaps they should move to Fucking, Austria (a real town--Google it) ;-)
And, the owners of the 'Pecker Factory' are thinking of pulling out,and causing the town to forfeit the 32 jobs.
Irresistible urge to pull on his nose to see how many nickels fall out.
Change the name to...
Pleasure Cove
-DougM
It reminded me of the story where an American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."
Tim