Tuesday, March 18, 2008

New York, New York

Two hours later ....



I like that New York's first Black, legally blind governor waited until immediately after his swearing-in to admit to whore mongering.  But this was okay because ...

  1. My wife was banging other guys too.
  2. I'm legally blind, and thought I was diddling Michelle
  3. Hey, If you think your guy has never been with a prostitute, think again (The Clintonian "Everyone does it" gambit).
  4. I didn't use "state" money to pay for my 'tutes.

I only made one of those up, as far as I know anyway.  So, this morning New Yorkers are posed with this question:

I believe that most New Yorkers are politically ignorant, not plain stupid, so they must know that after Spitzer resigned,  the biggest questions  facing the Democrat  machine in Albany were,  "Do we tell them? If so, when?"  Since records documenting  Patterson's use of  campaign funds for prostitutes (aside from the "mistress") had surfaced , the first question was rendered moot.  They now have the answer to the remaining question.  Suckers. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I never used state cash to pay for liaisons".......He used his own mi-oney to pay for the ti-utor...She was marked with bri-aille.

Anonymous said...

The one good thing about CAWB (Committing Adultery While Blind) is that you don't care that she's ugly.

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