No Pain, No B

Beeswax

“ A woman walks into her doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the woman to put her thumb on the table. She thinks to herself that her thumb has nothing to do with the inability to talk, but she does as the doctor ordered. The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks her thumb with it as hard as he could. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the woman yelled. "Good, good," the doctor said, "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'." ”