which brings me to why i'm writing.
please don't fuck this up.
i know, i know! it demonstrates a lack of confidence to say that. it's
horrible. but.
please don't fuck this up.
please don't:
* compromise yourself to the point where you're so
bland/unresponsive/republican that you're no longer recognizable.
* use poll data to shape your platform, like a spineless twat.
* <i>accidentally</i> (illinois governor
who shall remain nameless, i'm looking at you) fuck up campaign or
taxpayer funds.
* get blow jobs from an intern and then lie about it.
* and while we're covering all the major democrat mistakes, don't,
like, get drunk and rape anyone or drive an aide off a cliff and leave
her to drown.
i know you're all about the audacity of hope these days, but i've hoped
before, and i got hurt. bad. you know? you hope for something better,
you find a guy you think can really make you happy, or at least not
completely fuck up your life, but you end up with a mush-brained hick
with beedy, condescending eyes who treats you mean and makes you use
all your money to bail him out when he picks fights.
it hardens a girl's heart, barack.
look into my eyes and tell me you're different. tell me the <a
href="http://www.cafepress.com/ohobama"
target="new">merchandise<a> is
worth it.
and i'll give you my heart.
and my vote.
and, you know. blowjobs. without the careless lewinsky 'blahblahblah'.
thanks.
love,
jessica