Friday, March 28, 2008

The Sicilian Game

Choose one




America will be infected with one of these three diseases in January, 2009, certain.  Take your pick.  Terminal brain cancer (Obama), Terminal pancreatic cancer (Clinton) , or syphilis (McCain).  One, syphilis, will allow you life for an extended period; long enough for a possible cure in 4-8 years (if not sooner).  The other two, not so much. Sorry, but them's your choices. If you don't make the choice yourself, the dumbest person you know will make it for you. 
3/28/2008 09:03:00 AM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice metaphor
MM

3/28/08, 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...

Fitting analogy there, Rodger.
Now I'm really glum.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

3/28/08, 10:00 AM
Juice said...

Syphilis leads to:
* Bone abnormalities and pain
* Depressed nose bridge
* Swollen joints
* Vision and hearing problems
* Screwdriver shaped teeth
* Scarring sores
* Insanity
* Death


Where's the benefit? Ugh!

3/28/08, 12:31 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

You are correct, but there you have it. However, the other two are sure and quick death, the latter offers the chance - life - for a cure. Besides, if you get syph today, you'll die of other things before that does you in, so what hell, have fun.

3/28/08, 12:57 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Yup, pretty much.

3/28/08, 1:26 PM
ricpic said...

I say the worst, Obama, is best. Maybe, just maybe, the total horror will wake the sheeple, for a while anyway. The other two? A sleepwalk into enslavement.

3/28/08, 5:15 PM
The Old Man said...

I agree that you have Shrillary and BamBam transposed. Bambam is a true socialist putz - Shrill's about power first...

3/28/08, 6:35 PM
Kim du Toit said...

I'm with the "syph" choice, because then I could infect an empty-headed hippie chick, just for spite, before I die.

I'd choose whoever's boinking Sea Penn, so the gift can keep on giving...

3/29/08, 7:47 PM

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