Sunday Fun

Prom night in Quetta, and other fun

Some actually in the news!

“ A gunman in Thailand shot-dead eight neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their karaoke versions of popular songs, including John Denver’s Country Roads. Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand. "When I began shooting nobody pleaded for his life because they were all drunk," he said after his arrest.  He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.  (Lloyd) Two Pakistani women are at the market when one picks up two potatoes and says,"These remind me of my husband." "Wow, that big?" "No.  That dirty." A Pakistani New York cab driver goes to the doctor complaining of depression. The doctor tells him, "I want you should go home and take a crap in a bucket.  Then I want you to make pee-pee on the crap what you just made.  And then I want you to put your head in the bucket and breathe deeply.  Call me. Two hours later the cab driver calls back and says, "I can't believe it, but yes, I am feeling so much better," "As I suspected, you were just homesick." ”