Good Moaning Dear

Dad's can be wrong

“ There was a New England Minister.  His son got a job transfer to Alabama.  Two weeks later, the son called the father. Son:  Dad, I met a girl and we're gonna get married. Dad:  Son, you know what they say about those Southern Belles.  They  can't cook, they can't clean house, don't make love, and she's gonna call you Yankee for the rest of your life. Son:  I don't care.  I love her and I'm going to marry her. Two weeks later, the son called the father again. Son:  Dad, I married her. Dad:  What about all the things I warned you about? Son:  Dad, she cooks like a dream, she keeps the house spic and span, and she loves sex. Dad:  What about the last thing? Son:  We came to an understanding.  She doesn't call me Yankee, and I don't call her Ni**er. ” Not politically correct, which is a plus, and if I thought it was a racial slur, I wouldn't have posted it.  In context, I see it as just the opposite.  Your mileage may differ.