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Think of the silver lining in this story: this will keep idiots(who couldn't put on a condom by themselves) from reproducing.
mary
But can it be aplied while slipping on a bannana peel?
MJLXD
Why do I suspect that the inventor was stoned when he came up with this idea?
Casca
It's only single shot. I want one with a 20 round magazine.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Will it make bacon, scrambled eggs, and toast for you in the morning?
This could add as much as 2 full seconds to the act itself.
-Dale-
I say we get the Channel-Lock people to produce this and end the need for ED drugs.
Yeah, but to use it you have to let go of her ears.
Bob1
Bloody premature ejaculation!
Good grief, is that the smallest condom, ever??
The only thing more hilarious than a guy with a pecker the size of a thimble is a guy with a thimble-sized pecker using some crazy contraption like this...
Can it be applied while laughing?