Love BUGZ

Love Bugs

OK Boyz and Grrls, If I gotta answer these same shitty questions again, I'm gonna go shave myself bald and I don't mean on my head! So, NOOBS, MAKE SURE YOU READ *ALL* OF THE FOLLOWING BEFORE MAKING STUPID COMMENTS IN MY CHATROOM! I'm only gonna say this once:

Forget the meatloaf ma, Jane's coming home with the crabs! “ Q. What's the deal? The dealio is special bred pubic crab louses from Japan (not the same as homeless people's variety of lice exactly). They're unfucking believable! First, they DON'T BITE, they just live off dead skin cells and such in your bush. Really, you're cleaner with them there than without them. Second, these babies are HUGE!!! Well, huge compared to regular lice. And they just live happily in your underwear. It's so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around. It's like having personal Sea monkeys in your pants ;-)  Seriously, though, they really are my personal pets that go everywhere with me.  You get attached to them like any pet. But here's the best part, how to give and get them with other people????? SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!  How awsome is that? You get busy instead of buy them at a store. And it makes the sex even awesomer when you know you're passing along little living animals. Tiny beautiful things. And when you give them to someone else, it's like, they become part of your family since their lovelice are the babies from mine. I don't know how to explain it. But that's why I started ... Mary wrote "Don't even ask how I got here,"  but she does have the rest of the story . ”