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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Soggy Saga

One step forward, two back

Having so recently waxed eloque - er, enthusiastically about Kentucky Fried Chicken's turnaround, Thursday's night's experience was disappointing, to say the least. Not only was the chicken soggy, it was very undercooked (I wasn't paying attention, okay?). I'm not blaming KFC though. Like so many tech industries that have recently complained about the quality of available help, the food industry is always vulnerable to the vicissitudes of lazy, slack-jawed employees. I will be trotting this picture over to the offending outlet, so they know. One bad manager, or owner, can ruin a reputation in less time than it takes to say "I've been poisoned unless you pay me with free chicken!"

Rodger the Real King of France 4/05/2008 01:32:00 PM 12 Comments

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Anonymous said...: Is that raw chicken or a duck's head? If it's raw chicken that looks like (insert name), sell it on eBay.
Lt. Col. Gen. Ttailgunner dick; 4/5/08, 2:11 PM
Juice said...: You're a good American, Rodge.
Starve the torts!; 4/5/08, 2:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Reminds me of the first time I tried to cook chicken as a college sophomore. Who knew it had to be defrosted first?

Casca; 4/5/08, 4:04 PM
Mainsail said...: I got some bad mayo at Arby's in 1987. I have never gone back.; 4/5/08, 4:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Looks like a map of South America.; 4/5/08, 5:18 PM
ricpic said...: In my experience the chicken at KFC is either undercooked or horribly fatty -- on a regular basis. So why do I go back for more punishment? For the same reason I give in to cravings for pizza, or a hot dog, or a gyro: junk addiction.; 4/5/08, 7:27 PM
Anonymous said...: If there's anything worse in food preparation than undercooked fowl, then the chef in Hell kept it for himself.Should definately be at the least, a firing offense in any chicken flicken joint, and actually rates an ass whuppin.; 4/5/08, 8:15 PM
Anonymous said...: LLoyd

Rodger! I'm not on any drugs and I don't drink. But when I looked at that pic the top part looks like the face of baby 'something'. Anyone agree. The top like a little head, to the left the 'ear' and back to the face I see eyes, nose and a swollen little mouth!

I'm not tryin' to be funy here but that's what I see. Wholey moley. Life time dinners for you Rodgie!; 4/6/08, 12:50 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Yuppo, I see what you're talking about. The bastards made me eat cloned, uncooked Pelosi fetus.; 4/6/08, 6:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Roger - where did you find that? It looks like something of mine that my wife Lorena threw away a while ago! Call me!

'Squeaky' Bobbit; 4/6/08, 1:17 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Squeaky - I believe this
is what you were looking for.; 4/6/08, 3:15 PM
Anonymous said...: If you say "Pelosifetus" 5 times fast, it STILL sounds like you're saying something real dirty.....I look for this to be the next 'hot' term in nasty talk...Heck. It could turn up in a Rap song....Good work Rodger.; 4/6/08, 7:06 PM

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Soggy Saga

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