Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Today's Islamo MFCS

Help! Help! He wants to kill me. Help!

Bush: Who are you? What brings you to my home? How did they let you in, boy? My guards! My soldiers! Get this boy out of here.

Child: Nobody will take me out of here.

Bush: Who are you to come here and threaten me?! You are on my own turf, you little child, you! Get out. My dear, bring your father, your grandfather, or your mother, so I can talk to them. Get somebody older and smarter than you. What, you came here on your own?

Child: You killed daddy in the Iraq war. It's true, you killed him in the Iraq war. As for my mom – you and the criminal Zionists killed her in Lebanon. You and the criminal Zionists also killed my younger and older brothers in the Gaza holocaust. I'm an orphan, you criminal!

Bush: What are you talking about? Where did you come from? Don't I have enough troubles already? Where did you come from?

Child: I have come to take revenge with this sword – revenge for my mother and my sisters. You are a criminal, Bush! You are despicable. You made me an orphan! You took everything from me, Bush! I must take revenge on you, with this sword of Islam, the Prophet's Al-Battar sword.

Bush: No... No, my dear. I give you my word that  I repent.  I have learned from Mohammud.

Child: What are you saying?!

Bush: I am saying that before I cut your head off, I will bugger your little ass.


Well. not Quite.

4 comments:

Thud said...

leave the buggering to the mighty mo and his holy warriors..its probably in the magic jokebook somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I like your version much better Rodger.

In a perfect world...

Juice said...

Dittos to LindaSoG's.

Anonymous said...

El Squ'uum Ofade Erduth.

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