Monday, May 12, 2008
7 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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As usual with Dems, anytime their record or history is revealed and outside of their control - they've been swift-boated.
Dumasses.
TFV -
5/12/08, 5:56 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Swift boat is too kind. A spread of torpedoes would be my preference.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
5/12/08, 6:10 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Long before "Swift Boating" the democraps perfected "Borking".
Yat -
5/12/08, 7:22 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Fresh from the playground, office, or school
The rookie quite often can look like a fool.
With words that are clever, elusive, and slick,
He answers to problems are all semantic.
But good looks and smooth talk go only so far
Before something comes up that requires true savoir.
And the shavetail’s quick answers come quickly apart
Like a tornado grabbing a broccoli fart.
He’s low on the food chain, like all butterbars
And tries hard to impress all those old guys with stars.
Until out of his mouth comes some major foxpaws
And he steps on his dick amidst heavy guffaws.
Can’t you just see that greenhorn in heated debate
With the paranoid head of a terrorist state
Like Kim or Chavez or Ahmadinejad
Or Arab Jew-haters in full-blown jihad.
He’ll let his charisma and diction detail
How the US wants nothing but peace to prevail.
And then gasp at the whispers and snickers and laughs
From the UN and EU and 3rd world riffraffs.
Then he’ll watch as the Congress stalls out in gridlock
Over tax hikes he wants for his campaign big talk.
And his approval ratings drop like a shotput
As he sees his grand plans being ground underfoot.
Yes, it’s rough when you’re dressed like a star quarterback
Until defensive linemen come in for the sack
And you know that you’re headed face down in the dirt
‘cause don’t have the moves needed to wear that shirt.
So for 3 or 4 years you’ll get kicked in the butt
‘til you finally wise up and crawl out of your rut.
And by that time you’ll be in media fight
With the Clinton machine, déjà vu, and good night. -
5/12/08, 8:14 PM
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ricpic said...
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Can anything defeat a broccoli fart?
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5/12/08, 9:08 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Nice, ET. When I started to read, I thought someone was reviving an obscure barracks ballad. Then I realized it was on current events and was a Barack ballad, and it had to be your work. Keep feeding us the word candy, oh Bard of Pensacola.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
5/12/08, 9:30 PM
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Anonymous said...
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ET = Word smith.
Ozaob -
5/13/08, 12:09 AM
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