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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Maybe put em on E Bay...designer hockey pucks.........Uh..hold it..I think I see Michelle Obama's image in the second over top....Alright!.....7 pucks and one holy icon...Wow!
Nah...forget all that. Tell you what would be fun...Bag um up and take um down to the bus depot RR, and put one on the toilet seat before you leave....Leaves 7 more stops..Let's see, hmmm.There's Walmart,KFC,Giant Eagle,..lots of good choices.....Oh by the way.Reserve the one with Michelle's face for something special...Go over to that guy's house that owes you that twenty bucks and ask to use his bathroom.
I'm tellin' when she gets back!Ha
No, wait, I won't have to--the kitchen probably has that nice burnt smell now. And scrub that pan good, Mr.
mary
Blood sausage! Yumm!
Mary? :(( I want my records back.
I want to know what the blood pressure reading was AFTER you took them out of the oven. :-)
TFV
I used to burn stuff all the time because I'd forget it while sitting at my computer. "Hey, what's burning? Oh yeah, sh*t!" A great appliance for people like us are those rice cookers. They're just electric pots you can use to cook all kinds of stuff. The best thing about them is they shut themselves off when they boil dry.
GrinfilledCelt
Thanks Celt!
If I had known that when the kiddies were little, we wouldn't have needed the smoke detector to let us know when dinner was ready.
Hey!
I was busy you know!
TFV