Sunday, May 18, 2008

His Holiness, The Obama Rama

Coming Soon to the Side of a Chevy Van Near You
V the K's "Caption This"

That shit really ran next to an Oregon weekly's endorsement of Obama.

Love the white horsey in the background. Nice touch.
ACE

Captions of note
  • Dreams Andrew Sullivan has had ...
  • The artist's conception of OJ Simpson as the verdict is read.
  • In Heaven, there will be unicorns, roses, and a wet, black man holding a pack of Menthols.
  • Cue Seraphim Chorus....and go balloons! Go balloons! What the f*** are you guys doing up there?
  • Who's that, the dude who invented peanut butter?
  • "What's that in your hand?... OMG, don't taze me, O!"
  • I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill, with Ibrahim, Malcolm, and Che
  • In a recent poll, 87 % of Democrats "strongly believed" this was an unretouched photograph, while 12 % believed it was accurate except for the photoshopped dancing horse. The remaining 1 % questioned why God would need a cell phone.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently, he can't even successfully jump off a bridge.

Anonymous said...

The pic is accurate enough since a white horse is symbolic of Satan and of evil in general.

Anonymous said...

That cross on his chest is a VERY nice touch....His Transientness is definately a holy man who has traveled through 57 states, 9 of which were states of grace.

Anonymous said...

"Fake but accurate!"
-Dan R.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it again...
a real Messia wouldn't'a gotten wet.
-DougM

Anonymous said...

...even one spelled with an "h".
-DougM

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