Obama's script

“ "It's time for a change," he cried in the classic appeal of the outsider. "We can do better," he cried, harking back once again to the era of John F. Kennedy, hoping to draw to himself the suburban voters, the Wal-Mart voters, the Reagan Democrats who still cherish the slain President. He mentioned his grandfather's little store, where, he said, he learned more than he did at Georgetown or Yale or Oxford. He mentioned his mother's fight against breast cancer. Every word was designed to make him sound humble, vulnerable, family-loving, committed. Wants  to punch Republican "in the nose" Spokesman told reporters today that he would like to punch the New York Times columnist William Safire in the nose because of a column on Monday in which Mr. Safire wrote that the President's wife, Hillary, had shown herself to be "a congenital liar."   When asked by AB ___ Stop. ” ~ “ Boy, are our faces red,.  Please accept our deepest, sincerest, apology for mixing  up our catalog  of "successful Democrat candidate scripts."   You can appreciate the problem of having to juggle fantasy and news sequals here at Disney, but that's no excuse. You should be reading this one.  Or, replace  "Clinton" with "Obama,"  in the script you've been reading, whichever suits you.  Change.  Hope. :) Thank you, David Westin President, Dixney Coproration, for ABC News, the Obama for President Project, and our MSM brethren.  Oh, and sisterns too. ”

Next, Michelle Obama shares her cookie recipes

Unfortunately, they're Kwanzaa cookies