Friday, May 23, 2008

Slings & Arrows

"Stop your posturing Clinton, yours is just a head wound. They got my jewels."

“ "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it ... ."

"Sen. Clinton's statement ... was unfortunate and has no place in this campaign," Obama campaign spokesman said in a statement, before mentioning that Hussein has also been the subject of threats. 		”
5/23/2008 06:51:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

I think what I'd like best to see happen is for Hillary's, Slick's, and Barry's assholes to grow shut. As a fallback position, I'd even settle for mouths vice assholes since they're interchangeable anyway.

5/23/08, 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...

She gives me a soft on.
Tim

5/23/08, 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...

I about fell off the chair, I did. What the HELL was she thinking???

That was, like straight out of The Godfather.

5/23/08, 7:52 PM
Unknown said...

Actually, it was Michelle Obama herownself that raised the assasination issue in February of 2007, on 60 Minutes.

Of course, she based it on race.

5/23/08, 8:05 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Stepps, she was thinking "if only...".

5/23/08, 8:25 PM
Anonymous said...

Spot on.

~Spot the Wonder Dog.

5/23/08, 9:08 PM
Anonymous said...

I submit for your consideration that the Hildebeast has just hinted at the real reason she is staying in the race.

After reviewing the list of dead bodies in the Clintons' wake, including the probable downing of a USAF transport, Barry should be grateful he is still inhaling.

DeDog.

5/23/08, 9:13 PM
Anonymous said...

"...I don't understand it ... ."
She is obviously wondering aloud why so far, the Clintoian Moonbats have not done her bidding.
B Hussian better ad some more security.
RAK

5/23/08, 11:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Job I don't want: Taste tester for Obama. You just know she's gonna slip him a dioxin milkshake.

5/24/08, 12:30 PM
Billll said...

" Can no one rid me of this troublesome pest, I mean, priest?"

Both of them being from Chicago, this probably passes as civil discourse, a notable improvement over the horses head in the bed, or the hail of machine-gun bullets.
Equally good would be "Nice Senate seat you got there. Be a shame if you woke up some morning and found you didn't have nothin' to put in it.

5/24/08, 9:23 PM

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