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A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" |
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Saturday, May 03, 2008
Stop That!
1 comment:
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Anonymous said...
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Now that was funny! I made me think of this one.
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful! What is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains: "I am sorry your grace, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving patient a blowjob.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "what's happening in there?"
The Doctor: "Same problem, better insurance..."
Tim -
5/3/08, 1:08 PM
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