Monday, May 05, 2008

Stuff

I hear what you're saying
1
Hey Rodge -  WTF?  Where's the Barn Army? Where's my Barn Army ID Card?
Certain exigencies dictated that I spend time, that otherwise was spent on Barn Army matters, on other stuff.  But, don't despair, I'm working on it as we speak.  Plus, the Barn Army radar has been whirling in the attic, looking for new targets.  It found plenty.
Hey Rodge, WTF is this "prevailing mood" crap?
While it's ancillary to something else, I figgered you could use it for something, your choice.  For instance, if you see "mood 11," you may wish to avert your eyes, or at least any rollover.  A "mood 7" might prepare you for psychotic rant content.  Or, you may use it as sort of a Roger Ebert rating, which over time will tell you something.  As far as I'm concerned, the entire thing is a big 13, but I'm under court order.
Hey Rodge, if I catch you alone, I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.
Eat Me.
Hey Rodge, what's the most important stuff in the world.  Windex or Robitussin?
Vinegar.
Hey Rodge, I keep waiting.  Have y'all seen a Humming Bird yet? 
Oh, right.  Yes, but not until April 30, which is two days later than last year's April 28.  But it was cause for great celebration, and then Saturday Mo Sup saw two blue birds and two orioles just down the street, and is orgasmic over the possibilities.  All of our oranges are on the deck railing as we speak, and meal worms stock the feeders.
What's the funniest thing you heard on XM last night?
A guy goes to the doctor, who tells him "I'm sorry, but tests show you have both Alzheimer's and cancer."  The guy says. "Thank God it's not cancer."

Prevailing Mood = 5


4 comments:

B....... said...

Interesting underwear – wouldn’t be getting skid-marks on those.

Anonymous said...

Butterfly alights upon a camel toe….I love the oasis.

Juice said...

JMcD, Your are easily one of the best one liners here....akin to TFV that is. :D

SoylentGreen said...

JMcD, that's a Haiku. you're GOOD.

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