|
|
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
|
|
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
This will be the comment box |
My first car was a '77 Dodge Royal Monaco... 18 feet of steel. Any time I saw a car parked like that I'd put my passenger side about 6 inches from their driver's side.
When the new VW bugs came out, I saw one that a proud owner had parked diagonally in 2 spots. What drew my I was the flashing lights of the Officer taking the report of vandalism. The crushed Bug had two HUGE tire tracks across it. Evidently, a lifted 4x4's owner had a highly developed sense of justice and humor.
I'm with k-nine. In my student days I'd do the same thing with my old beater. Funny thing was, one time I came out to put something in my trunk and somebody else had done the same thing on the other side. Don't know what happened because I headed off to take in dinner and a movie so both cars were gone when I got back about three hours later. Hopefully the guy in the middle had to wait until someone turned up.
I once watched a shopping cart roll across the parking lot and smash into the side of a car parked just like that.
Someone parked in front of are drive way once even tho we had asked them not to several times.. The last time I leaned a nail on both sides of each tier. It never happened again.
Double the U - "across the parking lot"..... How'd you get it to roll so straight?
Back when I had my beloved Honda Del Sol, I used to love sharing one of the partial spaces on either side of a nitwit like this.
Sometimes I would get within a couple of inches of the driver's side (and perhaps had to climb out of the targa top).
This is why when I had my nice car I parked away from everyone, but still only in one spot. I didn't mind the extra walk and gave no one an excuse to park right next to me in that way (which is completely deserved). Now I have a older F-150 and just park it wherever I can fit the darn thing with how small parking spaces are anymore!
Related to parking lots but otherwise not at all the same, I get very perturbed seeing folks change baby's diaper and then put the diaper in the lot, instead of taking it with them into the store where they are heading and putting into a bin. So I tend to pick it up (I always have gloves in my car) and open it, the poopier the better, and put it caca-side down on the driver's side windscreen.
I suspect they get the message.