Do your balls need lifting?

Guess Before You go Further

Okay, were you even close?

I was looking for unusual Father's Day presents to recommend, and happened upon this.  First, I had no idea that ball sagging was a problem, but evidently it is in some quarters.  If your dad is like most, he runs around in his underwear, so you'll know.  The instruction panels were a bit gamy for most, showing as they do  a realistic, albeit quite stylish, penis, so you'll have to click the picture to access them.  The risk will be on you. PS.  I don't know where you can buy these, but they look easy to make. PPS.  I lied.  I do know where to buy them, but .. uh ... I don't think the sites I Googled sell much product to women wishing to gift fathers.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.