Sunday, June 29, 2008

Italy's Best Coffee

WHY WE WIN
Ain't we brazen?

This just triggered a memory.  My friend Timmy and I were walking home from school when an old guy, a total stranger, stopped us and asked, pointing at his shoes, "Do you know why these are dago shoes?  Because wherever I go, dago."  And he continued, laughing to himself, down the street.  JFC, I just realized that I had glimpsed into the future.

6/29/2008 11:02:00 AM 2 Comments

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Juice said...

Ain't we brazen. Yep, just check out Las Vegas theme casinos. The Venetian, Bellagio, Caesars Palace.. just the Italian vein.

6/29/08, 12:28 PM
Anonymous said...

You made me think of this one.

Giorgio arrived in Toronto from Italy about six months ago. He walks to work every day up and down St.Clair and passes the same shoe store.

Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Boccelli leather shoes. After about two months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost, and he purchases them.

Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes to the dance.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

Sophia, startled, says "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"

Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes, how do you like them?

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do but how do you know that?"

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?"

Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played.! Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, be stilla my heart, please, please tella me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this is a true."

Carmella answers, "Yes, yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."

Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes".

Tim

6/29/08, 2:02 PM

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