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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Whatever it is, I notice the reward is a yellow flower.
I told you repeated washing in hot water would ruin the elastic.
The school handbook said that either the hem of your skirt or your panties much touch your knees.
At the executive training seminar, men are adorned with "ribbons of shame" while women wear "panties of chagrin."
"Welcome, future sushi factory workers! Our first task is to desensitize you to the smell."
The party cadre were instructed to be on the look-out for commandos.
I can spot at least four.
Visitors from the girl's academy visit the local radio station and suddenly hear the warning, "Air Time!"
Actually, deep breathing exercises to start the day, in the gymnasium of Jimmu Macudahru H.S. in Osaka.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.....
Boneshaker
(Rooters News Service) Japan's latest earthquake revealed a fault line IN THEIR PANTS!
OR: In a traditional display of sorrow, panties were flown at half mast after the dearth of Hillary Clinton's run for president.
(You said *Bill* and I didn't mention him, Until now. Dammit!)
- Heckuva earthquake in China!
- Students being trained how not to faint at the afternoon's Obama rally.
- Unclear on the low-rider jeans concept.
- In English class, the word of the day was "pantsed."
- Mandy and Flo were summarily expelled for not wearing skivvies.
- Finalists in a how-fast-can-you-stand-up contest.
- The Moonies have gone from mass marriages to mass consummations.
- Commencement ceremony at the nunnery.
- Practice session for tomorrow's world-record mooning attempt.
- Students complain that, in this hot weather, the vinyl seats get really, really sticky.
DougM
Bill Clinton appears as the guest inspector for the morning skid-mark check.