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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I have this funny urge to swat him on the side of the head with a tennis racket.
And a set of foam earplugs is less than a dollar at CVS. Unlike a tennis ball, they actually reduce sound levels-- and you won't look like a dolt.
All those half-assed ideas, and not a single sexual one. What is the world coming to?
Casca
I am NOT cutting my balls in half!
Ok a few of them are interesting but the tissue paper tea bag ? I've seen what tissue paper does in water and the fold out ruler I think would snap pretty quickly. Besides they missed the most important "extra" use of butter which I will only allude to.