Monday, June 02, 2008

Virginity

In the news ....

Unhappy husband divorces wife over virginity

FRANCE plunged into a heated debate about its marriage laws today after learning that a court had annulled the union of two Muslims because the husband said the wife was not the virgin she had claimed to be.

Had the bride been an American high school graduate, she'd have quickly used one of these top five defenses against the virginity thing.. 
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Used brother's bicycle
Horseback riding
Tampax
Slipped climbing picket fence
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And the number one way she could have avoided this unpleasntness
Better than alum

5 comments:

BlogDog said...

She could have gone to famous seaman Adm. Hymen Do'over.

Anonymous said...

Or not married a Moslum in the first dayum place.

OK.

I'm done.

Anonymous said...

Ole Ahmad there just refused to heed the clues before him, like those great,pre marital blowjobs.

Anonymous said...

I just looked to either side of the woman in the picture...what is she sitting on?

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Rodger the Real King of France said...

Well, the picture is an ad for a personal lubricant. Good eye.

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