Saturday, July 26, 2008

Do Vegetarians Taste Better?

Myth?
I decided to find out

If you're like me you're just a little bit tired of  boors like these PeTAns.  I introduced myself as a blog documentary maker guy, and asked if they'd appear in my  film.  Without so much as a "I don't do anal," Kimmy (on the right with the long hair) squealed, "oh yes!"  When I drove up in my van ten-minutes later, she and associate vegetarian Patti-Belle were waiting at the curb.  I drove to a place in South Los Angeles where I'd earlier contracted with some specialty chefs.  After a bit of squealing and some other hub-bub, the chef came to the van, where I had cloistered myself against the unpleasantness, and said preparations were going smoothly.

The project immediately took a nice turn.  Patti Belle's tummy held a nearly undigested steak and cheese sub!  She wasn't even a vegetarian!!  Kimmy's stomach contained something that looked like string beans and some gruely white stuff, so I verified her as vegan.  I had planned on visiting a Code Pink demonstration nearby for the comparison stock, but now we had our meat v. veggie meals. The thought of eating a Code Pinker, cooked well done or not, made me more than a bit queasy.

About six-hours later chef Jabbar "Cheese toast"  Muhammad set two aluminum bowls in front of me, both brimming with "Knucklehead stew" as he called it.  You can read the details in my book, "My dinner with Kimmy and Patti-Belle," but I'm not going to hold you hostage here for the results. I won't kid you, I was surprised.   Kimmy the vegetarian was definitely tastier.  Patti-Belle was stringy, and sort of gamy, so I'll have to say  This Myth Is Verified.

Here are some recipes, in case you'd like to experiment.  Bon Tit!

8 comments:

B....... said...

I don't think that's exactly how they wanted to be eaten.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Oh. Never mind then.

DammitWomann said...

The recipes are hysterical! Who knew............

Anonymous said...

Those two have a career porno waiting.There's a lot of taste testers in that career field.
Ozaob

Anonymous said...

When properly prepared Long Pig is good and it's good for you too.

Boneshaker

cmblake6 said...

Uhm, erm, never mind.

Anonymous said...

"vegetarians taste better"...Yes. It's cause they have more sensitive tongues...Man I'm telling you, one of those veggie gals gits holt of you and.....huh?...wha?....awight tin.........I'll tell you bout that in private, pal.

Anonymous said...

Since we all eat the meat of vegan animals doesn't that make us all vegetarians by default?
and they do taste better than the carnivore animals.
george

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