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McCain humor

“ Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?' -John McCain, 1986 (Best of Web) ”

He's bluffing. That's camel piss. McCain does share Reagan's predilection for joke telling.  A more recent stab at humor was his quip that increasing U.S. cigarette sales to Iran could be "a way of killing 'em."  Bada- Bing. But Wait.   Iran's response is much funnier, given President Ahmadinejad's vow to wipe Israel off the map.  “ "We condemn such jokes and believe them to be inappropriate for a U.S. presidential candidate," said Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini. "It is most evident that jokes about genocide will not be tolerated by Iranians or Americans." ” Bada-boom