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I didn't know they're all imported from China. Figgers.
Ted Poe for President, damn-it!
Stink'n congresscritters need to get out of our everyday life. Bunch of moroons!
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You tell 'em, brother Ted!!!
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The "EPA lightbulb po-lease" might as well come get my ass now, cause no way am I gonna comply with those clean-up and/or disposal rules. Fark that.
Too bad he didn't have an "oopsie" fumble fingers moment. "Congress shut down for two weeks due to environmental cleanup"
I wonder if the Brady Bunch will start pushing for a "One Lightbulb a Month Law" lest some crazy get a hold of a case of the things and start throwing them around a mall.
I really hate lawyers but it would be cool if someone got a hold of Dewey Cheetum and Howe and sued the CFL company for "Emotional Duress" due to a bulb breaking.
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I hate those little florescent Light bulbs, Not only do florescent lights trigger My migraines But it would be horrible for small business owners like Myself.
I bought 3 CFLs. One blow up when I turned it on, filling the room with a noxious cloud, and the others only lasted a few months. They are now polluting my landfill.
Do NOT attempt to introduce peas, beans, or other legumes (peanuts etc), into the nostrils, during this procedure....Best performed in the presense of properly jaded onlookers upon a subject classified as a 'twit' in a poncho.(recommended)............"verification was aqtdjork...speaks for itself, no?"