Monday, July 07, 2008

Help someone you know.

For this person in your life ...
Look, I know every one of you are aware of the democrat legislation  that becomes law in 8 years, the one outlawing the  incandescent light bulb.  So the purpose of embedding this C-Span'd speech by Rep. Ted Poe is not for your edification, but for someone you know. 

Someone so stupid as to even consider voting for any democrat, for any office at this late juncture. A sister so stupid she shouldn't be allowed to breed.   A friend who fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. A neighbor who's proof that evolution can run  in reverse.  A brother whose wheel's spinning, but his hamster's dead. A co-worker who got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.  The mother-in-law who takes 1½ hours to watch 60 minutes. A boss who eats with only one chopstick  The ex-girlfriend whose deck has no face cards.  The ex-boyfriend who, if he were any more stupid, would have to be watered twice a week.

And because I cannot stop myself from telling these people they are prime candidates for natural deselection, don't send them here to look at it.  Insulted people are not prone to learn from their betters.  Send them here.  and say, "I've been a democrat all my life, but these fuckers are nuts."

Cuzzin Ricky

8 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

I didn't know they're all imported from China. Figgers.

LargeBill said...

Ted Poe for President, damn-it!

Stink'n congresscritters need to get out of our everyday life. Bunch of moroons!

Anonymous said...

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You tell 'em, brother Ted!!!

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Anonymous said...

The "EPA lightbulb po-lease" might as well come get my ass now, cause no way am I gonna comply with those clean-up and/or disposal rules. Fark that.

Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn't have an "oopsie" fumble fingers moment. "Congress shut down for two weeks due to environmental cleanup"

I wonder if the Brady Bunch will start pushing for a "One Lightbulb a Month Law" lest some crazy get a hold of a case of the things and start throwing them around a mall.

I really hate lawyers but it would be cool if someone got a hold of Dewey Cheetum and Howe and sued the CFL company for "Emotional Duress" due to a bulb breaking.

AAAARRRRGGGGhhhhhh!!!

SherryM said...

I hate those little florescent Light bulbs, Not only do florescent lights trigger My migraines But it would be horrible for small business owners like Myself.

Anonymous said...

I bought 3 CFLs. One blow up when I turned it on, filling the room with a noxious cloud, and the others only lasted a few months. They are now polluting my landfill.

Anonymous said...

Do NOT attempt to introduce peas, beans, or other legumes (peanuts etc), into the nostrils, during this procedure....Best performed in the presense of properly jaded onlookers upon a subject classified as a 'twit' in a poncho.(recommended)............"verification was aqtdjork...speaks for itself, no?"

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