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Casca
Lessons learned: NEVER volunteer to lend a hand in the above situation.
When teaching gals to shoot adopt phrases such as "widen your stance", rather than "spread your legs".
RAK
I was paying and checking out at a gun range a few months ago, waiting in line behind a young couple who were getting their targets. Young stud was going to teach hot chick how to shoot with a semi-auto nine.
As they entered the door to the indoor range the woman who was taking my money told me to watch through the window when the young chick started shooting.
Range lady said, "Just hang around and watch, in just a minute the sweetheart with the scoop neck blouse will doing the hot brass dance."
An sure enough she did.
I have had hot brass rest between my collar and my neck, and I have had it sit on top of my safety goggles above my eyebrow.
Happened to my wife on our third date, .45 ACP. That was hilarious, and also a bit scary when I realized she was a better shot than I was.