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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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FRANCIS Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN ... I want to be one.
REG ... What?
STAN I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
REG What!?
STAN It's my right as a man.
JUDITH Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
STAN I want to have babies.
REG You want to have babies?!?!?!
STAN It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG But you can't have babies.
STAN Don't you oppress me.
REG I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Perfect!
Naw, his wife made him hold it while she went to the john. (Is that a sexist term?)
Tim
"Creatures" like the one holding that sign automatically lose their rights to be called a "man" and should be sent immediately to a neuter/spay clinic where they can best be matched to what they really are in life--eunuchs.
Just as bad as husbands who hold their wive's purses. Nothing sadder than seeing some guy at the mall and holding his wife's purse while she shops.
Or those who've totally surrendered, and are now living with a cat.
Casca
He may have pissed off Jesse Jackson.
Dale
Hey now, the cats were my idea.
Whatever you've got to tell yourself to make it through the night DC.
Casca
Are you guys sure that poster isn't a joke? Reminds me of the Protest Warrior posters. Personally, I think it's hilarious.
It would be better if it showed a woman in a burqua on a leash. "My woman, my business, infidel!"