Tuesday, July 08, 2008

I'm tired of waiting for the "Big One"

New Cars in California Must Display Global Warming Score
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I'm sure y'all are aware of this latest nincompoopery from the capitol of American nincompoopery. As Dr. Hardcrab told me last night over a round of depth charges, "For the first time in my life, I wanna be a zero."   I attempted to get a rating for our cars, but like everything else in California, the notion is way ahead of the motion.  It don't work.  Frustrated, I printed up my own  official Air  Resources Board window sticker.  I know, I don't live in California, but I want to impress people nevertheless.  You can even print your own. Just click, save and print. 

TIP:.  A good Eagle Scout project would be to print up hundreds of these and visit your local car dealerships lot. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since Anthropogenic Global Warming is unproven, all car should get a perfect score.

Any car manufacturer who is not given a perfect rating by the state of California should sue for libel immediately.

Juice said...

Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 mega cab Cummings diesel, here in Cali! USA!UAS!USA!
*skrew you Ahnold*

El Jefe said...

From the video 'One Step Beyond' by the English band Madness

Anonymous said...

Frightening beyond words, this. The fools in Jersey will gobble this up.

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