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We
all get tons of stuff like this that Tim sent me, but this one elicited
a mini-nose snort, and today that means something. Maybe you too,
and we are after all in this together.
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
- 40-ish - 49
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Adventurous - Slept with everyone
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Athletic - No tits
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Average looking - Ugly
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Beautiful - Pathological liar
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Contagious Smile - Does a lot of
pills
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Emotionally secure - On medication
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Feminist -Fat
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Free spirit - Junkie
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Friendship first - Former very *friendly*
person
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Fun - Annoying
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New Age - Body hair in the wrong
places
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Open-minded - Desperate
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Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
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Passionate - sloppy drunk
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Professional - Bitch
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Voluptuous - Very Fat
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Large frame - Hugely Fat
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Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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