College

Attention parents ...

Yeah, I know.  Your kid's off to college and wants a $3000 Apple like his friends.  Screw'm.  You've already been gouged far too much for what will amount to four years of commie propaganda.  Prolly flunk out anyway. Get him this Sellout Woot, and tell him how you had to scribble every thing using a pencil.  Too late for Dr. and Mrs. Hard Crab, evidently. “ Well, Karen and I left right after work yesterday to drive son #2 down to Florida State. We got half-way through South Carolina and got a hotel. Working on 2nd cup of coffee from McDonalds next door (hotel breakfast soesn't start until 7). The fastest way to go today is to take 95 to Jacksonville and then head due West on 10. I wonder what the weather is going to be like????   http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=JAX&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=yes     Why couldn't he have gone to Maryland???? Oh, yeah. I forgot about the picture below... ”