Dmocrat's "rough it" in Denver

LIMO SHORTAGE FOR DENVER DEMS

"Denver just isn't really big on chauffeurs"

The New York Post reports that the swells who run the democrat party will have to suffer through a lack of certain amenities during Convention week. I've heard privately that a real pioneer spirit has developed, however, with suggestions that it'll be "just like a camp-out." Panic may yet set in when delegates discover less than a dozen sushi restaurants listed in the Denver phone book, with many of those run by guys with names like Diego and Juan.