Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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The Real King of France Answers Your Mail
“ Dear Real King of France:

While I was Watching the Olympics I wondered what happens when the women sailors have to pee?

Billy from Davenport

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8/20/2008 12:01:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Dear Rodger,
I am continually being pursued by vans with chain guns mounted on their roofs. What brand of spike strip do you recommend?
-DougM

8/20/08, 1:18 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I had 'zactly the same prollem Doug, until I found this. Works like a charm.

8/20/08, 1:58 PM
Juice said...

Awesome premise! Give me more of Dear TRKOF!
DougM~~excellent humor. :D

I saw both of those shows on MC with Mack. Awesome USA!UAS!USA! moments. [NTM, having Mack as host is preferable for any red blooded American woman! Great looking, real man. *hunka-hunka*

8/20/08, 4:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Dear TRKOF,
On my new Dodge Caravan, I've installed a swivel-mounted automatic weapon. I'm currently Ebaying the X-Net Car Arrest system, not made outta money ya know.

Anyways, I placed my Obama/bin Biden bumper sticker on the front windshield, to occasionally save ammo if I'm going fast enough.

Of course, anyone who cheers said sticker will get shot/run over/both. And I'll dead anyone who keys my new Dodge. My question is: What should I do with those who neither key nor cheer?

8/20/08, 5:44 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

I had 'zactly the same prollem Doug, until I found this.

Personally I prefer the Secret Service solution to that "prollem" ;-)

8/20/08, 6:37 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I take it you dint check in with Dillon A-O?

8/20/08, 7:36 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Dillon?

8/20/08, 7:50 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Ohhh the Dillion M134 Gatling Gun... link. Yeah I missed it.

I WANT ONE.
I could have so much fun with that in traffic ;-)

8/20/08, 7:54 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Well Doug, if you have any good questions, I'm open. :)

8/21/08, 12:32 PM
Anonymous said...

I prefer my solution.

( yes, that's my firearm ... )

Still looking for a ring mount to put it on my Suburban.

8/21/08, 1:02 PM

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