Saturday, August 09, 2008

Overreacting

Good Grief


Calm down Sally, your mom just called.  Your dog fluffy fell down the old well, and your dad died trying to save it.  In the hub-bub, the chicken grease caught fire and burned the house down, so your tropical fish are boiled.

13 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

I wanna hit her with my cricket bat!

Anonymous said...

Pluck it. Cook it. I'm sure I can find a recipe.

Anonymous said...

the one time it would be appropriate to say "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about"

SherryM said...

OMG!!! Someone slap her please... She hast to be one of those vegan PETA members, Id hate to be in a car with her if she hit a deer.

Anonymous said...

Take away her drivers license - forever. She is obviously too emotionally unstable to be allowed behind the wheel of a rolling destroyer of feathered wildlife.

Anonymous said...

Fairly representative of the sex if you axe me. I can't believe they were given the vote.

Casca

Juice said...

yeah, sure. but how many abortions has she had?

Anonymous said...

Juice! I'm so bad, today. You made me laugh about abortions!

mary

Anonymous said...

If you were looking to illustrate an extreem example of emotion vs logic, you found her.
Tim

Juice said...

No worries, mary. It's the absurdity that made you laugh!

Anonymous said...

Casca nails it again-ahh BTW, not that it matters to me or anything, but are you a black dude?
MM

Anonymous said...

Well, that lets her out of being an EMT or a military medic. Maybe for her next traffic violation, she should be sentenced to a week working in a slaughterhouse. Gotta toughen her up somehow, or she'll jump off a bridge before she's thirty.
Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick, she won't make thirty if I see her first doing that!

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