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Dear Real King of France:
I just lost me
driver's license for having a lousy .38 alcohol blood level, I
mean, I wasn't even speeding, just driving slow. Don't you think
it's time to reevaluate legal blood levels?
Patrick from RI
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I hear ya brother. I know that I've ruined more lives with a
bottle of Scotch and a telephone than I ever have with a car.
3:27 AM
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I fk'n love you Stacy, I really do. Sorry about sticking my thumb in
your butt, I thought you'd like it. It didn't even stink. What? Stacy's dad? Oh. Well tell
Stacy I called.
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