Monday, August 11, 2008

Tickelled Green

Not Even Batman Can Help Us Now
Mommy?  What's a supercilious hidebound, dumber than grass, Liberal crotch wart?
Oliver Tickell, dear.  Now eat your mush.

"... the end of living and the beginning of ... our extinction."

Everything about Oliver Tickell's caterwauling is hysterical.  Hysterical, as in funny, and the other one too.  Here's some 'zamples.
To see how far this process could go, look 55.5m years to the Palaeocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, when a global temperature increase of 6C coincided with the release of ....


The humanity.  Wait.  There wunt no humanity.  Who was riding around in 100' houseboats and causing all that carnage?
But what are we to do? All our policies to date to tackle global warming have been miserable failures. The Kyoto protocol has created a vast carbon market but done little to reduce emissions.

Whoa! Cognitive thinking?
The EU and US foray into biofuels has, at huge cost, increased greenhouse gas emissions and created a world food crisis, causing starvation in many poor countries.

Perhaps we've underestimated ...
So are all our efforts doomed to failure?

Yes, so long as our governments remain craven to special interests, whether carbon traders or fossil fuel companies...

The answer? Scrap national allocations and place a single global cap on greenhouse gas emissions, applied "upstream" -
Our reward for being made to suffer his twaddle may be found in the comments where, as usual, thinking people use the long knives on anal warts like Tickell.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I thought that vaginal warts caused the oliver tickell.
oy vey ole'

closed said...

He should save the planet by killing himself.

Show us the way. We'll follow your shining example.

Trust us.

Anonymous said...

This is great! Now that we are all doomed, we can stop worrying about global warming. Let's face our unavoidable extinction like the bipeds we are.

The author did leave one thin straw to clasp: give the global bureaucrats a trillion dollars a year to solve the problem.

I would rather die first!

AnnoyedOne said...

Yannow, after seeing Cast Away on TV again recently I think I'd rather stay on the island.

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