Friday, September 19, 2008

Dirt

Dirty Joke

“ A guy goes to the doctor to have an examination.

The doc tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."

So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?"

"Well... if I were you, I'd join one of those fancy spas and start taking daily mud baths", replies the doc.

"Mud baths? Will that cure me doc?"

"No, not really... but at least you'll get used to being covered with dirt!" 		”

9/19/2008 08:49:00 PM 1 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Another classic. Like the punch line 'No, but if you eat all that fresh fruit, you'll learn what your butt hole is REALLY for'.
Tim

9/19/08, 9:26 PM

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