Monday, September 29, 2008

From the Leftist Circus

Ben & Jerry's Wacko Nut Nipples
Made with human breast milk

well... if PETA had their way they would.
WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.


PeTA is no less deranged than congressional democrats.  They just play in a smaller pen.
Rehuoy

9 comments:

DJMooreTX said...

My serving suggestion: "Two Scoops With Cherries on Top".

And thanks for the milking porn. I knew it was out there.

rockville said...

I have a better idea: a chain of restaurants named "Mother's Milk", where you can drink human milk right from the nipple.

No pasteurization, no homogenization, nothing between your lips and that pure, creamy goodness.

There it is: a Billion-dollar idea, yours for free. Just remember to thank me when you're rich.

rockville said...

p.s. I already know about the coffee shop where a woman comes and sprays milk from her nipple into your coffee cup.

This is something else. I'm telling you-- lines around the block.

Anonymous said...

As for candy, this adds a whole new meaning to 'Milk Duds.'

alwaysFresh,neverFrozen

Anonymous said...

Halloween Ice Cream: "Colder than a Witches Tit"

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! I once knew a girl with three nipples, But four Boobies that would keep me busier than Clay Aiken at a San Francisco street party.

Spanky

rockville said...

One more: you'd better do it right away, or the monkeys will corner the market.

Damned monkeys.

Anonymous said...

Rockville,

Hold that hotdog order please.

Obersti

Anonymous said...

What about those poor working class women, oppressed and forced to take hormones to keep the milk flowing? And what becomes of them after their milk-producing days are over? Are they sent to the slaughter house to be processed into soylent green?

Yatalli

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