Thursday, September 11, 2008

MATT DAMON

Matt Damon's Night Sweats
Sarah Palin


I'm not sure if Matt Damon is prepping to replace Barbra Streisand, or Alec Baldwin.  Many of you won't know who Matt Damon is, so I included some clips from his most celebrated movie, "Team America."  The audience I was in cheered when his neck was broken. Here's Matt talking.
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Matt Damon, the Hollywood actor, has warned of the "really terrifying possibility" of Sarah Palin ending up as president if John McCain wins the November election.

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Okay.  I'll admit it. I can't sleep at night over that very prospect. 

9/11/2008 06:21:00 AM 9 Comments

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9 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

Is see you stole my comment ;-)

9/11/08, 6:59 AM
Anonymous said...

funny...I only lose about fifteen minutes when I think about Pres. Sarah. Then I wash up and go to sleep.

9/11/08, 7:14 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Prolly several million of us stole your comment AO. :)

9/11/08, 7:16 AM
AnnoyedOne said...

Yeah I know. Great minds and all that ;-)

9/11/08, 7:25 AM
AnnoyedOne said...

Hah! Faux Nooz just reported PDS--Palin Derangement Syndrome. Matt has got it bad ;-)

9/11/08, 7:32 AM
Anonymous said...

To be fair to Matt, I think the clear import of his statement is that he's terrified of women and wants his Ben back. Matt Damon! Memo to Matt: If you want to find out more about her, try reading. Matt Damon! If reading is too hard for you, ask someone you trust, like Mike Gravel. Matt Damon! You know, the actuarial tables indicate there's something like a 1 in 3 chance that, if elected, BOB will become President of the United States. Matt Damon!

9/11/08, 8:49 AM
titan saturnae said...

Actually, given the two clowns and the one semi-tolerable doofus at the top of the two parties' tickets, I'm rather hoping that she ends up president.

9/11/08, 9:56 AM
Anonymous said...

It's like...
a bad Matt Damon movie.
-DougM

9/11/08, 2:08 PM
Anonymous said...

I don't know about the rest of you but the thought of waking up with Obama as President is a lot scarier than the idea of Palin in that role. A lot scarier.

9/11/08, 6:42 PM

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