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"Little known fact: the Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes."
"Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk."
"Little Known Fact: The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy."
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Those are from a Chicago Tribume homage to the Chuck Norris level
celebrity Vice President A.E. (Almost Elect) Sarah Palin has generated
across America, Here are more from a site dedicated to Twitter entries about her, Palinfacts.com.
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- @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
- @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
- @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
- @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
- @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
- @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding (continued)
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USA! UAS! USA!
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