Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Roger Ebert

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Roger Ebert - Arrogant Prig

Telegram for Mr. Ebert ...

Okay Ebert, I don't like you, and you don't like me. When you gave thumbs up to a tawdry little film about the assassination of President Bush in 2006, I made this video, so you could have a taste of being "understood." That's how pissed I was.

Today, you're even more irrelevant. So while I do bridle at your plea that "voting against McCain-Palin would be a vote to "save the Republic," I'm just going to replay the old video. That's all you're worth. Oh, and when you see Gene Siskel in the very near future, know that he was the far better movie reviewer. As for your spending an entire summer going over Citizen Kane frame by frame? What a stupid, pompous ass you are. I mean this in the nicest way.

Your friend,
The Real King of France

Rodger the Real King of France 9/11/2008 10:51:00 PM 11 Comments

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...: But wait, there's more..."And how can a politician her age have never have gone to Europe?" - Dumbo Ebert
olds-88=william; 9/11/08, 11:09 PM
pdwalker said...: Rodger, you should be in film!; 9/12/08, 12:35 AM
Anonymous said...: The only reason Clinton went to Europe was to smoke dope and call for the dissolution of the United States.

Barack Obama's travels abroad also had him...well, it's nobody's business. Good luck saving that republic!; 9/12/08, 2:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Can. Not . Stand. The. Prick. The fact that 8 brain cells had to be engaged to see his opinion on McCain and "saving" the republic is some what distressing.

The list of pompous jerks in this country is astounding.

Death of an Asshole indeed
MM; 9/12/08, 7:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Never could understand how Ebert became a film "expert". Go look at his resume on imdb.com; the only movies he ever actually wrote were soft-core-porn tittie movies for Russ Meyer:
"Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens"
"Up!"
"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"

....yeah, real quality Citizen Kane work there, Roger....; 9/12/08, 8:48 AM
Anonymous said...: He looks very manly, in a Janet Reno kind of way.
Tim; 9/12/08, 10:49 AM
pdwalker said...: Take that back Tim,

Janet Reno is more manly (and hairy) than that little twerp.; 9/12/08, 11:49 AM
Anonymous said...: Let's not forget he was also a member of SDS...; 9/12/08, 2:57 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Ebert was a member of SDS? Wait - I have to look that up ...

Well sumbitch.

"I still have my membership card in Students for a Democratic Society, signed by Tom Hayden, who handed it to me at a National Student Congress in 1963 .."

I should have guessed. Had I known that, I would never have watched a single "At The Movies." What utter, unpepentant scum.; 9/12/08, 3:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry PD, you're right.
Tim; 9/12/08, 4:37 PM
Dean said...: In Ebert's column yesterday on the Opinion page of the Chicago Sun Times he rants about Sarah Palin being the equivilant of American Idol. I wrote back, that everytime Barack Obama stepped up to a microphone in Europe, I expected him to take the mike, twirl it around and then holler "Let me hear ya say YEAH" like a rock star.; 9/12/08, 7:08 PM

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Roger Ebert - Arrogant Prig

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