Russian sub

Dear Pootie Poo

“ Dear Pootie,: All your secrets are belong to us.  My cub scout pack just found this Typhoon Class sub at your Polyarny Sub Base.  Neat, huh?  Now I'm going to blow it up. Your not friend Brad ” Seriously, how soon before Boy Scouts can earn a Drone Kill merit badge?  The procedure would be something like this. Find an enemy weapon of war on your computer Submit it to the  National Defense Target Coordinating Administration for approval Be assigned an appropriate drone from the nearest base to the target Pilot it from your brdroom, and blow the mofo to hell! Receive merit badge, Cost to the taxpayer:-- a few thousand bucks.  I know what you naysayers will argue: "But Rodge, what's to keep the little tykes from using it to  bomb some kid's house who pissed him off?  Well, aren't we being picky. You have to break a few eggs, ya know? There's always somebody like you to gum up the works.  Blow me! I quit this committee.