Sunday, September 21, 2008

Technology on your side

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82% of girls like being spanked with a whacking stick.  Wait.  91%

Pick-up Line Generator
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants!
  • My name's Jimmy,That's so you know what to scream.
Useless Knowledge Generator
  • In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."
  • 75% of people will believe any made up statistic.
  • A human being cannot sneeze with their eyes open
9/21/2008 11:14:00 AM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Wait! I've been replaced by a machine! I've been a useless knowledge generator all my life. What do I do now?

mary

9/21/08, 12:27 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

bend over and take your spanking. Who's yer daddy?

9/21/08, 12:40 PM
Anonymous said...

That's funny, I found http://www.unkno.com/ today quite by accident, somewhere I clicked on had a screen shot of its claim that "74% of men in Great Britain admit to thinking about having sexual intercourse with an animal."

And.. Rodg... last month while I was home recovering from gammaknife, I taught my bird to say "who's your daddy" and its really really funny when he does.

9/21/08, 2:53 PM
Anonymous said...

A Pig's orgasm lasts on average about 30 minutes
ozaoB

9/21/08, 6:43 PM
Anonymous said...

Linda,

You can walk point in my fire team any day.

Anymouse

9/21/08, 6:46 PM
Anonymous said...

britons were always very nasty

let's talk about Brazil
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/09/20/2008-09-20_brazilian_beauty_recalls_hot_rio_affair_.html

9/21/08, 8:43 PM

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