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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I practice rock climbing, jiu-jitsu and boxing,
I read six languages,
I am a hunter and expert shot,
I am a noted ornithologist,
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People regard my eyeglasses as a trademark,
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I am the One (-hit wonder).
-- Barack Obama